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Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Sounds of Love (and other stories...)

2014 Roundup

A little bit of house keeping before I write the inevitable best of the year list. Below are three articles I wrote for various publications over the year but never got around to putting up here. They cover the gig of the year Kate Bush, Record Shop day and Stylus Stories (again!).

The Sounds of Love - Kate Bush 

Live at the Hammersmith Apollo 2014

This piece was done for http://www.the-monitors.com/ after a request for a review.


I’ve seen a few comeback gigs: The Specials (albeit sans Jerry Dammers), Eric Burdon and War, The Zombies, Brian Wilson, Television and Arthur Lee & Love to name but a few. It’s fair to say the results have been mixed. Some have been triumphant like Morrissey’s return to Manchester in 2004, some have frankly been heartbreaking; Arthur Lee was note perfect singing his Love classics but fell apart pitifully when attempting to add new songs to his repertoire. It was as if the weight of his early genius had crushed any hope of ever moving on. As he fluffed his lines, the look on his face suggested that he knew it, which was perhaps the saddest thing I’ve ever seen on a stage.
Sometimes the comeback trail only serves to remind you that in the midst of nostalgia you can’t actually go back, or indeed move forward. The stakes then, were ludicrously high for Kate Bush but even in this esteemed company I really can’t find a decent comparison.
Despite the opportunity to play any stadium in the world, Kate elected to ditch the notion of touring and instead took up a residency at the rather more intimate surroundings of the Hammersmith Apollo. For many fans this London-centric approach felt like a snub of sorts but the truth is there’s no way a show like this could tour in the traditional way. The cast featured well over a dozen musicians, dancers and puppeteers. The West End-style theatrics saw stage sets that would make Spinal Tap balk at the scale of her ambition.
Helicopters flew overhead in surround sound, the North Sea was viscerally recreated on stage and the climactic end to the hypnotizing second half drew us Icarus-like into ‘A Sky of Honey’. By the end of ‘Aerial’ (having already delivered the moon on a stick) the production team began literally tearing up trees before sending them crashing into the midst of the band. No really, it was nothing short of spectacular.
By now of course you probably know all this. You have probably heard that she dared not perform any of the seismic hits garnered from her first three LPs (let’s be honest, there aren’t many artists who could come back after 35 years and get away with side-stepping their best known work in favour of two hours of dramatic, but awkwardly surreal B-sides and get away with it). Every music hack and blogger with a restricted view has already spilled those beans so there’s little point in recanting the gushing praise for the work itself – so what is there left to talk about?
Well, what struck me was the atmosphere; the live experience is really about people. It’s about sharing a moment with strangers and feeling the relief of knowing you are not alone, that others see the beauty in what you see, and in that instant humanity is laid bare.
In my experience only Brian Wilson came close to matching the love on display here. Unlike Kate Bush however, Wilson cut a forlorn figure on stage. He was greeted with heartfelt sympathy and warmth by his legion followers, all of whom were well aware of the long hard psychological road he had walked to reach the point of return. His immense talent shared the stage equally with his evident confusion and fear of rejection. Propped up by his band, he still brought us the joy of his creation but we also left feeling sorry for ‘a broken man too tough to cry’.
In contrast, age may have brought Kate’s voice down a tone or two but she had lost none of her power. Adroit, confident and charismatic, she waltzed on stage with grace and aplomb. The palpable sense of love that greeted her was nothing short of joyous. The question that occurred to me is what made this emotional outpouring possible?
This was far from a greatest hits collection and contrary to what you might have been led to believe, neither was it a jolly West End musical. There was nothing easy about this show. A smattering of Top 40 singles was lost in a sea of experimental songs about death, loss and succumbing to happiness. The crowd was reverend to the point of submission and yet so charged by the event that I lost count of the number of standing ovations. What was it about Kate Bush that allowed this devotional trust to build in the hearts of many attendees who had plainly stopped participating in music some time ago? They weren’t day-tripping – they evidently had an unsullied attraction to this woman’s work and many wept openly at the waves of emotion rendered by her performance.
On reflection I think Kate Bush is the free spirit many of us want to be. A perfectionist with a deft human touch, a strong woman uncowed by external pressures to be something more saleable or easier to understand. She ploughs her own path, fiercely protective of her art and savvy enough to keep control of it. She is also divisive, you either get it or you don’t. This was her show on her terms.
Contrary to the myth promoted by the media that Kate Bush is some sort of mad Gelfling living in a pixie world singing ‘WOW’ on repeat, her actual stage presence was earthy and real. She has a sailor’s mouth and the crowd revelled in her description of her ‘fucking shit-hot’ band. She remains humble enough to encourage the audience to sing one of the cast members ‘Happy Birthday’ in the finale of her show. Not many superstars of old would be anywhere near that generous and giving to their minions. People recognised that generosity and responded in the manner it deserves.
The audience was as one, delighted to welcome back an old friend, energised by a sense of belonging and happy to be taken wherever Kate Bush wanted to go, with no questions asked. Perhaps the most telling part of the evening was right at the end when she stripped everything back, did away with props and sang unaccompanied on the piano – there she channelled pure emotion to a sell-out crowd with consummate ease. Hammersmith Apollo was bristling with love that night and I don’t think anyone attending will ever forget it.
Just one thing Kate, don’t leave it so long next time.
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Record Shop Day - That difficult second album

This piece was done for http://www.the-monitors.com/ after I became irritable at the bellyaching of certain music 'fans' regarding an attempt to revives actual Record Shops.
I love record shops almost as much as I love the records they sell. I worked in a record shop on and off for 15 years and often find myself daydreaming about returning to those golden days of relative financial impoverishment just to wallow in the plastic once again. There is no better feeling than turning someone on to an LP that can, on occasion, quite literally change someone’s outlook on life.
That said, when I talk to people about their memories of record shops (for that is all most people have), the most common complaint is that they felt like unwelcoming hipster strongholds where customers were often made to feel like their selection was somehow inadequate. To my mind this is a misleading impression; opinions are vital in this line of work, but the real buzz of having an opinion about music is sharing the love not shutting other viewpoints down.
Record Store Day has been spectacularly successful at revitalising the vinyl business. For the first time in years record shops are opening rather than closing down and Record Store Day has, for many retailers, become more profitable even than the run up to Christmas. The event has moved from satisfying a few hardcore vinyl addicts into tempting a whole new generation of customers into buying a deck and starting a collection. However, like any successful annual event it needs to evolve and adapt to its new status.
There are a number of genuine problems associated with the vinyl ‘boom’, but there are also a number of complaints that smack to me of those condescending hipsters who made many feel unwelcome in the music emporiums of old. A snobbishness is bubbling up; too many ‘major’ releases are deemed ‘bad’ for Record Store Day, but surely this is inevitable with an ever-increasing roster of limited editions. Of course the odd ‘Ghostbusters glow in the dark picture disc’ will come along but trying to vet releases on the grounds of good taste is essentially fascism.
I find it curious that many of the loudest voices in the run up to the event this year were keen to respond to the seven year itch by chopping off its head. How quickly we forget the near extinction that faced the vinyl industry less than a decade ago.
If the people don’t go out and buy the major label releases then I guarantee you that they will stop pressing the ‘shit’ that the cool kids sneer at. It’s also worth noting at this stage that the golden age of vinyl was driven by mass appeal, not niche interests. I have a very long list of complaints against major labels concerning the way they treat their artists and their lack of all-year-round support for retail but as long as the release is sold in a ‘shop’ then Record Store Day IS working. The calls for an ‘indie only’ event just shows a dearth of understanding in how the industry works. Many indie labels are funded at least partly by majors and stopped being truly indie decades ago.
flashback record store day rsd
It’s true that some indie labels are finding it hard to keep their release schedules up because the few vinyl pressing plants that survived the lean years are being booked up well in advance of record store day (often by major labels). This is a by-product of success, and whilst challenging for the labels it does not warrant the lynch mob that appear to be passing out pitch forks and flaming torches to any blogger with time on their hands. After all, it happens every year, a little forward planning may remedy the problem. It is also worth noting the title ‘Record STORE Day’, not ‘Indie Label Day’.
So much for the big bad wolf, on to the next bone of contention – touts. Those eBay bastards and their uncanny ability to get up earlier and queue for longer than the ‘real’ fans. I know, it is annoying but if you are going to trade on supplying rare, limited editions, what do you expect to happen? You want it because it’s rare, that is why it costs more and that is why touts like to make the effort and snaffle up the goods to resell. Last year I missed the Bowie 7-inch and got fleeced for £20 buying it on Discogs, but maybe if I had shown more willing, got up earlier and been more determined… well you get the idea. The simple solution to this is that shops reward their best customers with a guaranteed place in the queue, but of course if they did that then the complaint would be about favouritism.
This links nicely to the complaint that Record Store Day encourages those ‘once a year customers’. I honestly don’t see what the problem is there. A sale made in a shop that wouldn’t normally have been made is an extra sale and that is what Record Store Day is all about. Indeed, the fact that regular Joes are being tempted back into shops says it all. In the run up to Record Store Day the media is awash with talk of vinyl, and that’s the sort of PR that none of the few hundred surviving record shops could ever hope to afford. If the industry is to continue to develop then it will be by attracting new casual customers and not by circling the wagons to protect an ever-decreasing sales base.
Now I am not naïve enough to suppose all is rosy in the garden. The access to pressing plants is a problem. The financial outlay for smaller shops is also deeply problematic but let’s not allow snobbish thinking to kill the golden goose. Like any annual event Record Store Day needs careful nurturing and year on year reform but these are not insurmountable problems. Personally I would like to see less reissues and more new products but people buy those Ghostbuster reissues and that is their choice. The guy in the queue ahead of me was utterly stoked with his. I’m not about to tell him he is wrong for liking what he likes, I imagine he would hate most of my purchases.
Let’s remind ourselves of what the purpose of record store day is; to support the physical shops that remain. It might not be right for every shop but nothing is. All I know is that the queue at Flashback (see pic above) was long and good-natured, the shop made money and the punters got something special for their efforts. A bus ride away in Soho a shop-based street festival has grown into a life-affirming annual event, and across the country most record shops do very well off the back of Record Store Day. Sometimes you need to allow a little leniency for that difficult second LP if it is ever to be followed up by a brilliant third.
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Stylus Stories (Part 3)

This 'Stylus Stories' blog was written for http://www.trebuchet-magazine.com/ It is the third and final time I will 'big it up. Thank you for your patience. 

I’ve never really been good with photographs; to me cameras are untrustworthy witnesses to the past.

The number of photos that capture a moment perfectly is dwarfed by the amount that render you as some pitiful grotesque crawling out of a Hall of Mirrors. This is why I rarely take photographs. Fortunately for me I have a ‘phonographic memory’; every time I play a record my mind instantly recalls where I was when I first heard it, who I was with, what we were doing and perhaps most evocatively, how I felt at the time.

For many years I thought I was the only person who felt like this, but it appears I am not alone.
Stylus Stories is a high-concept get-together for music lovers who have a penchant for the plastic. The idea is simple, dig out your favourite vinyl mnemonics and share the stories associated with them. As the poster states – ‘we have the stylus; you bring the story’. The evening itself is run like an eccentric game show hosted by a quartet of sharp-suited music lovers: Victor Vinyl, Dansette Dave, Tommy Turntable and Stylus Steve. These DJs in DJs keep things on track with a mixture of gentle encouragement, good humour and (if required) the dreaded klaxon of quiet.

For such a seemingly niche idea my first evening with Stylus Stories was a surprisingly inclusive affair with speakers spanning six decades of popular music. It’s hard to say what was more surprising: the youthful enthusiasm of the younger vinyl lovers or the cultural wisdom of the septuagenarian skiffle fan who reminded all present that rebellion is nothing new.

What quickly became apparent is that the vinyl record has a unique hold over the collector – it shares your space, you end up hauling around when you move house – it becomes part of the furniture. This tactile association endears and as the “It’s a beautiful day” fan explained in her story; you can’t roll a joint on an MP3.

Many of the stories spoke of time. Time spent, times passed and times that would never come again. This is nostalgia on a grand scale, but the intimacy provided by the untrained speakers, acts as a counterbalance to the sort of rose tinted platitudes that characterise those interminable list shows on TV. Of course you must be aware that public speaking isn’t for everyone and these are not professional entertainers – naturally enough the quality varies but anthropological curiousity ensures an empathetic crowd.

Once you have told your tale you are invited to sit in a luxurious armchair and listen to the track. In truth the sitting down bit is tricky – perhaps the one part of the formula that needs work – five minutes listening to a song while a roomful of strangers stare at you is, to say the least, disconcerting.
Ultimately Stylus Stories is worth a little embarrassment, it is modern folklore, providing an insight into the human condition and a soundtrack to match. Ask yourself what would you play and what’s your story?

Saturday, 28 December 2013

eops 2013LIST

eops Top Ten of 2013 

2013 was a vintage year for music full of unexpected returns and the inevitable shock of the new. I rather enjoyed the balance of new and old in this years list, feels like a rounded presentation but of course that is up to you - read on, dear reader, read on.

First things first - there were a lot of great records that didn't quite make the list this year, so it only seems fair to give some of the best of them a quick #HaikuReview ...





"Pirate radio,
Mix tapes, break-beats, warehouse raves.
That was our culture."


"Feel a little down?
Don't put this on for fucks sake!
*Sad face forever*"

"Blame it on sunshine?
I blame it on the Moogy.
Downbeat abstraction."

"The rebel is back,
Celebration of jungle!
Jah! Rasta-Far-I!"

"Major energy!
This is ridiculous fun,
Not for the poe-faced."

So much for the also rans, here are my favourite ten releases of the year:


10. My Bloody Valentine - MBV


Finding a new My Bloody Valentine album was a bit like running into an old friend in the street. "Yeah so ... you remember mad Kevin? With the band and the fringe? Saw him earlier - looks great! Still sounds a bit mad; mumbling and droning on - but he is proper lovely is Kev".  20 years on and My Bloody Valentine haven't changed a bit, they are still the too cool for school indie band they always were. The only real difference is that they are truly 'Indie' now. So much so that the Mercury Prize disqualified them from their award for not having a digital distribution deal with iTunes or Amazon, because that's what matters right? They wouldn't have won in any case. 'MBV' is a sugar coated beef jerky of an album that could easily make the list but would always prove too sinewy for the soft palette of the 'Barclaycard Mercury Prize'. Those who appreciate the controlled dissonance of old will be blissfully rewarded but the casual Barclaycard user, looking for drive-time fulfilment will probably never get it. Thats OK - My Bloody Valentine aren't exactly headline hungry 'slebs' looking for endorsement, I expect Kevin Shields and company will happily dissolve into obscurity knowing they have left us richer for the slight return.








9. Kurt Vile - Walking on a pretty daze

Kurt Vile comes across as a very laid back kind of guy. He has a very chilled agenda; he likes walking, has long hair, writes ten minute pop songs and has that lovely American drawl about his diction. He sounds like a stoner but professes that he never touches the stuff, which is good because if he got any more laid back he would be horizontal. Maybe it was this slacker attitude that kept him off the radar for so long but now I've wallowed in 'Walking on a pretty daze' I feel like raiding the big fridge of Americana and chowing down on those cheese flavoured 'Goldtones'. This is an album for those mornings when you just want to enjoy the ride, not get too caught up in life and drift through the malaise.





8. Fuck Buttons - Slow Focus


A band so obtuse that their very name cannot be mentioned on radio. Their sonic smithery constructs a monster truck of noise riveted together with steely beats and teflon coated with a glaze of critic proof progressive rock styling. Theirs is not the hipster-induced minimalism that strangled all the fun out of club culture over the last few years, they work on a grand scale. Danny Boyle thought them sufficiently grand to feature in the greatest show on earth and 'Olympians' became the Shazam moment of London 2012 for many stupefied sports fans. It's all rather wonderful that this led them into the mainstream and indeed gifted them the number one album they richly deserve. Slow Focus is music that teeters on the edge of control; it drags the listener around like an illegal dog breed on a long leash - all you can do is to hold on and hope it doesn't catch whatever it is that it's chasing. 



 

7. Charles Bradley - Victim of love


At this time of year we are encouraged to believe in all kinds of unlikely miracles but few can match the tear-jerking story behind Charles Bradley. Blessed with a rasping soul voice matured through years of hardship and grinding poverty, Bradley made ends meet as a James Brown impersonator. The likelihood of finding your own voice professionally in your mid 60s are very slim but a chance meeting with the Daptone label boss ushered in a minor Christmas miracle. Daptone are a 'retro' label but that's not to say they aren't pushing things forward in their own way. Like Amy Winehouse's 'Back to black' they use the familiar touchstones of classic soul but do so with a modern sensibility - forward looking lyrics and precision audio engineering. It's a throwback to quality rather than an attempt at retro kitsch. I mean ... Imagine finding out James Brown was back from the dead and ripping up trees again? Imagine no more, the understudy is stepping up and putting every ounce of his soul into these recordings. I cant stop listening to it.






6. Snow Ghosts - A small murmuration


Snow Ghosts are an anomaly in the genre obsessed world of 'dance music' (if indeed that is the world in which they belong). This is some seriously moody music. The sultry vocals sing of lost love, crows,  hangmen and the sort of unhealthy fascination with death usually associated with black metal. Fittingly, it's the darkness of dub-step that underpins every line, which, in the capable hands of Ross Tones (Throwing Snow) has a striking precision and musicality to it. In the summer I had the pleasure of seeing Snow Ghosts play live in a small gothic church; the perfect venue for their haunting sound. They appeared resplendent with a string section and gave a spirited performance worthy of those hallowed walls - it was damn near perfect. Gong winning 'label of the year'; Houndstooth, deserve a lot of credit for supporting such a left field project with a set of uniquely disturbing videos and a beautifully presented physical release that adds a Cthulhu like quality to the artefact. Despite the Fabric connection, Houndstooth have allowed their vision to flourish unsullied. It's a million miles away from the dance floor but remains squarely on target for all the label stands for: innovation and risk taking. 






5. King Krule - 6 feet beneath the moon


Sink estates, stale cigarettes and the endless grind of day-to-day survival in the capital provide the subject matter of King Krule. Gruff disappointment is evidenced in every line by a keen eye for the most mundane details of modern life. The delivery is equally rough edged and it's a voice that sounds wise well beyond it's years. The slight frame of the ginger haired Archie Marshall looks incapable of producing a sound so powerful - but it is definitely him. At just 19 years old, his competence as a songwriter suggests the birth certificate may have been dabbed at with Tipp-ex. The secret may lie in his schooling, he is 'a product' of the 'Brit School for Performing Arts' that brought us Amy and Adele; he has definitely honed his skills. Whatever you think of hot housing talent like this, you would have to admit that they did a marvellous job of not ironing out his personality. 6 feet from the moon contains poignant songs, barbed with melancholy and truth - the promise of another 20 years of development is tantalising.






4. Grumbling Fur - Glynnaestra


Music journalism is a dying art - gone are the days of 4-5 weekly publications vying for space on the shelves of WHSmith. Instead we now have 4-5 million bloggers (myself included) throwing opinions at the internet like so many monkeys having a dirty protest. Very little sticks to these virtual walls but there is hope for those of us looking for something a little off the beaten track. The Quietus run a distinctly uncommercial website where personal taste is celebrated and catch all genres are treated with the distain they deserve. So left field are they that when I initially saw their review of a band called 'Grumbling Fur' I presumed it was an in-joke for hipsters - far from it. Daniel O'Sullivan and Alexander Tucker have been making experimental music in a variety of guises for some time but the stars have truly aligned with the release of 'Glynnaestra' their 3rd album as Grumbling Fur. It offers a series of intriguing soundscapes and futuristic folk songs that defy categorisation. This album is best approached with no preconceptions but if you need something to get a foothold on then I recommend the lyrical repurposing of the Bladerunner script on the glorious 'Ballad of Roy Batty', it's a peerless reinvention that manages to sound as if it's always been there - much like the rest of the album.






3. Savages - Silence yourself


OK, lets get this out of the way as quickly as we can; the lead singer does sound a bit like Siouxsie Sioux - get over it! Theres only so much DNA in the world. They do share a female perspective and post punk sensibilities but the Savages have their own manifesto and sound. In the age of 'Indie-Landfill' it's been a long time since I heard a band sound this angry and articulate. Silence Yourself is a maze of sexual politics and cultural criticism. The music acts as the angry mob agitating for change, smashing windows and glass ceilings alike. The album itself is skilfully recorded, turn it up and you are right there with them - from the spoken word intro of 'Shut up' to the rodeo thrash of 'Hit me' Savages stampede across your stereo only to leave you considering the wonderfully detached lament of 'Marshall Dear'. Live they make even more sense, I expect a lot more to come as Savages continue their mission to make this clamorous society shut up and listen for a second.






2. Factory Floor - Factory Floor


From the outside, the synthetic ramblings of Factory Floor might seem mechanical, devoid of humanity even. I think that is just what comes from being so devoted to an idealised sound. They make no concessions and ask no favours. In an age when Ministry of Sound compilations regurgitate dance culture over supermarket shelves and America embraces EDMs garish post Ibiza trance-step honkery, Factory Floor bring a much needed punk attitude back to the dancefloor. This is warehouse music. It may sound empty to those raised on a high calorie diet of Tiesto and Guetta but stick it on a sound system and it will rattle your teeth out just as effectively. Less really CAN mean more. If Skynet made techno instead of Terminators, they would sound something like this. However that suggests that this sort of music is simply generated but there is, buried deep inside of it - a very human heart. The truth is synthesizers don't program themselves, it takes a very precise and disciplined imagination to create such rigurously structured music and still imbue it with life. Factory Floor strip everything back to basics and in doing so remind me why techno is still a vital and deeply primal sound.






1. David Bowie - The Next Day


Hello old friend, I started to worry you would never return. As a disclaimer I had better admit that I have always loved 'The Dame'. I've bought every album, (often more through hope than expectation). That said I am under no illusions - I may have bought them all, but that's not to say I've liked them all. Bowie fans accept the odd stinker because what we love most about Bowie is that we never know where he is going to take us next, so rest assured this isn't just a blinkered fanboy salutation. I was more than ready for crushing disappointment after a decade of silence ... in fact I was half expecting it. Well, I say I was expecting it but the jaw dropping thing was that *nobody* was expecting it - it just dropped like a star-man's meteor onto a velvet cushion. 'Where are we now?' was such a low-key first single that it wrong footed almost everyone. Some critics jumped to the conclusion that his rocking days were over, his voice had gone and by returning to Berlin he had possibly run out of ideas - oh boy did they get a crinkly mouth. Everything about it confounded expectation, the stripped back nature of the band, the jarringly simplistic cover, the total lack of promotion, the suite of excellent videos showcasing some of the best new artists and film makers alongside a stellar cast of cameos, but the real boon was in the songwriting. Tunes that burrow deep into the subconscious and lyrics that reveal layer after layer of surprisingly contemporary subtext. All of this set against a summer in which the 'David Bowie is ...' exhibition sold out the V&A all summer long. The Thin White Duke is back, all hail The Dame! Now David - lets have a tour and make 2014 a very happy new year indeed.






Gig of the year:

Loop - ATP End of an Era
The returning kings of noise destroyed All Tomorrows Parties last UK hurrah at Camber Sands and reminded all present of their searing psychedelic majesty.

Reissue of the year:

Aretha Franklin - I never loved a man like I love you
Repressed on 180 gram heavyweight vinyl and remastered with due care and attention this album captures all that is good about soul music and the vinyl format.

Compilation of the year:

V/A Trevor Jackson presents Metal Dance 2 
A celebration of EBM, Industrial and Post Punk Electronica, this left field compilation marks a period of invention often overlooked by clubland historians.

One to watch:

East India Youth 
Looking something like a dapper young Doctor Who, East India Youth writes mesmeric pop songs that beam in and out of existence like the TARDIS being bump started on a cold day. It's hard to put your finger on why this music resonates so much but all the signs are good with critical support from the likes of The Guardian's Alexis Petridis and The (aforementioned) Quietus. William Doyle (for he is the East India Youth), is now signed to Stolen Recordings and has a publishing deal with 4AD (the legendary indie label that brought us the Cocteau Twins and Bauhaus amongst many others). An album is expected in January and I have high hopes for the youth.





Any other business?

Look, if I've paid £20 for a gig ticket the least you can do is shut the fuck up when the headliners are on. I've done a bit of research and I reckon that the optimum price of a gig is about £8. Any less and people chat all over it because they haven't invested in the experience. Any more and they just don't give a fuck. In fact the worst gigs of all are the really sodding expensive ones full of day trippers who have no idea who they're going to see. I paid £70 (seven - zero), to see Kraftwerk at the Tate Modern only to have to listen to some woman asking pertinent questions all the way through such as: 'Oh was that the sound of a real car?' ... "Was that a Eurostar train?" ... "Sounds just like a bike now eh?" ... "Is Space Lab real?" and on and fucking on like a toddler at the zoo. As the Savages say - 'Silence yourself', or I will.

Ridiculous hype of the year

There is only one candidate for this award - Daft Punk. Much as I love Nile Rogers and reluctantly accept that 'Get Lucky' is a catchy bit of disco by numbers, I was utterly appalled by the hype-driven, cash in the envelope, 10/10 reviews this record received. A score of 10/10 suggests the record is *PERFECT*, that it deserves a place amongst the all-time greats and crucially that it pushes the genre forward. 'Random Access Memories' has none of these traits. How anyone can label this pompous pile of over produced 70s revivalism as the 'future of dance music' is simply beyond me. There is nothing new on this record. It's a 6/10 on a good day but the industry loves a big commercial hit and regrettably far too many erstwhile 'trusted reviewers' decided that sucking on corporate cock was more important than actually giving an honest appraisal in context. *Oh no's - now you has the sad face*? I know, I know ... you like it! It's fun! The robot voices are SO COOL! Well that's as may be but its certainly not a 'great' LP worthy of a perfect score, really, it just isn't. File it alongside all the other 'Ministry of Sound' compilations you buy to prove you are still 'down with the kids'. Then take a long hard look at yourself. In the interests of fairness I shall offer another #HaikuReview - 17 more syllables than it deserves really.


Daft Punk - Random access memories
"Coffee table dance,
Self indulgent retro kitsch,
Overrated? Meh ..."

No. YOU shut up.


I feel much better for getting that off my chest - go buy; Gold Panda, Faulty DL, Zed Bias or any number of far more impressive dance LPs released this year. 


Thank you for reading, please buy your music - and if you can, re-employ your record player (or buy a new one), and enjoy the feeling of music on a physical format again. 


Feedback/abuse welcome,


eops